Thank you notes
I’ve been working furiously through the holiday season to get to each and everyone of my devout readers. Many of whom will never see these since they ignore my posts. Regardless, I hope that you enjoy them and try not to get mad if I haven’t gotten to you yet. It doesn’t mean that I don’t love you, it merely means that I haven’t figured out an offensive yet somehow still inoffensive way to say thanks. Your time will come (except for the one person who “unliked” me since yesterday. I hope that person suffers a horrible stubbed toe today).