As the year comes to a close, it’s time for me to give back to my loyal readers. By loyal, I mean those of you that have actively “liked” my blog on facebook. So in the coming week, I plan to create a custom drawing commemorating each and every one of you. If you’d like your picture removed, let me know and I will take it down immediately.
So here’s why I love you all.
Look, we can argue for days on end about whether Maya Angelou is real or not and whether her prediction about the end of the world is correct, but I’m not taking any chances. So like I always do when the apocalypse is upon us, I’m going to use the upcoming end of days as a chance to air some grievances and get some important things off my chest.
So in order of importance, these are the things I need to say before the world ends (FYI – May contain SPOILERS):
1) I wish I had participated in Movember at least once. As a hairy beast, I probably could have grown an epic mustache. Instead, we can just look at this fake mustache I wore to a bachelor party and imagine what could have been. Oh, the possibilities.
On second thought, maybe I shouldn’t ever do that again.
Rob Complains About Things 