Rob Complains About Things

I plan to get famous via the internet.

Isn’t it possible god created the earth 6000 years ago but included things to trick scientists? Like how pre-washed jeans seem older.

Obama’s HQ looks like America. Romney’s HQ looks like America’s Cup

The spine label on Romney’s binder full of women now just reads “US Senate.”

Lets all be glad that the New York post doesn’t have the same influence in politics that it has over canceling marathons.

They should put Nate Silver in charge of estimating Seamless delivery times