Guys – My plan is coming together!
As Polexia Aprhodisia once said in Almost Famous, “It’s all happening.” One of my blog posts was picked up by a MAJOR media source.
Click the link so they think I’m really great. Alternatively, you can now run a google search for “Rob Pollak – Elephant” and the results won’t be pictures from my sophomore year of college anymore!
Rob Complains About Things 
The Mayans were right! 2013 will be your year of TOTAL INTERNET DOMINATION!
The Mayans are always right. Duh!
Elephant Journal! Congrats!
Thank you! Next stop, time person of the year?
Sure. You keep dreaming big, Rob.
Good on ya Rob! I am most likely going to have some messed up dreams after seeing that picture of you standing on your head, but it’ll be worth it if you get famous. I’m available for an Entourage if you need to put one together.
Wow, great idea. I’m going to spend way too long today thinking about whether you’d be Turtle or E.